I just wanna say...

Microsoft Word is not a design program. It's a word processing program. That's why it's called Word.

If it were a design program, it would probably be called Design...or, I dunno, InDesign. Maybe even Quark.

But yeah, Word is not a design program. So don't ask people to design in it.

So true...

Brought to you by the perceptive folks at xkcd.